......so i´m just some bloke who happens to catch a carp every now and then. big fuckin deal. like there weren´t enough blogs about carpfishing already you might think. and you´re right. i´m an ignorant sod myself that can´t be arsed with tales about the various colours of baitfloss available or ringing patterns on 10ft carp rods, as a matter of fact i don´t read any blogs. i might look at some carpy pictures before loggin on to youporn but that´s about it really.
however i spend a shitload of cash on my bait. THIS HAS GOT TO CHANGE. the sooner the better. i can no longer cut back on my expenses for the essentials like gas, fast food, porn and weed (prioritywise this ought to be the other way round). plus my subscription to CARPWORLD and the french VOGUE means i might have to cut back even further on my recreational weed abuse in order to keep a steady stream of quality food bait going into my local syndicate lake. as you can see - things have got to change.
so the whole purpose of this collection of whacky thoughts, dull tales and cheap pictures is for you - mr. cottam, mr. nash, mr. kev knight, mr. willmot, mr. mckenna - to take me on as a fieldtester and possibly nude model. call me on 0043 650 666 19 10 and i promise to stop polluting the web whith my gibberish thereby avoiding any further damage to the image of carpfishing.
what do i have to offer in return ?- well i´m losing my hair rapidly, meaning i´ve got a forehead the size of a billboard sign. the perfect place for a of nutrabaits/nash/mainline/essentialbaits/baitcraft tattoo - clearly visible and highly effective for p2p marketing on the banks of lakes and rivers all over europe. as a desperate measure would consider selling my soul (wait, i´ve pawned this one already for some tim paisley memorabilia) and my body(parts) but i hope i don´t have to resort tho this.
anyways, gotta go now. somebodys gotta watch all that lesbian porn....... i´m off. if you see me on the bank, please fuckin stop throwing lit cigarettes at me, just ask me politely to pull my pants back up and keep walkin.
cheers
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